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It's Celebrity News Round Up time!

Annoying teen music sensations the Jonas Brothers not only won the Up and Coming Douchebags of the Year award at the American Music Awards recently, they also announced they recently lost their virginity to either Miley Ray Cyrus or her father Billy Ray Mullet Cyrus. They were pretty drunk at the time but they know they 'made boom boom' with someone in the Cyrus family. Way to go guys!
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In political pundit news, Ann Coulter had her jaw wired shut. This comes years after having her anus sewn shut. Men across the planet are silently praying to their gods that she gets her other orifice wired or sewn shut before she has a chance to reproduce.
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Are you wondering what two of the most repellent celebrities ever are doing for Thanksgiving?
Yeah, me neither.

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A war criminal's mother is reported to be ill. Somehow I just can't muster the energy to say that I give a shit because when I remember that the man who is responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths, millions of displaced people, and countless injuries sprang from her loins, I throw up in my mouth a little.

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There's no joke here,
I just wanted to end this post with a picture of some cute Swedish women. It's my way of giving back and also helping you forget the previous photo.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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